I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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