So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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