I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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