Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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