Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
worst night to have a conscience
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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