____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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