The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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