Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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