idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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