She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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