I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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