Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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