Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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