Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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