whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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