Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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