Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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