I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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