sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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