I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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