She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
