i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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