: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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