i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
so let's talk penis.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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