batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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