So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How does it feel to date your dad?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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