This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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