well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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