Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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