very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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