what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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