Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
