her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just cut my nipple shaving
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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