just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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