Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I puked a lego.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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