My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
its not stalking. its research.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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