i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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