Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Houston, we have a squirter
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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