so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
His nipple licking is glorious
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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