i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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