One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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