Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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