4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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