i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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