You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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