i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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