it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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