i think i have herpe
just one?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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