Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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