You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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